[Link]

Indeed. Not much, though.

Have you ever thrown a cat into a pool?

[Nebulosus]

Not guilty

Have you ever kicked a ball at a poll and had it bounce back and hit you in the face.

[Link]

Not in the face, no.

Have you ever had a companion cube?

[Nebulosus]

Not guilty.

Ever been hit while spectating a swordfight

[Link]

Not guilty.

Ever been hit while spectating a swordfight

Was that a question? ;P If it is, then no.

Have you ever screwed up your punctuation?

[Nebulosus]

Not by accident, no.

Have you ever lost the game?

[Link]

No, but I think you did in the other thread, which by extreme coincidence, I posted that you did before reading this.

Have you ever held a ferret?

[Nebulosus]

Guilty.

The next poster was wrong, they have in fact lost the game.

[Link]

Well, it depends on what game you're talking about. Elaborate and I will answer.

[Nebulosus]

This game: Rule #1, everyone is playing. Rule #2, once you think about the game you lose.

[Link]

I never played that game, as the rules were never presented to me. My current answer is yes, but the answer that would've gone in my previous post is no.

Have you ever won ...the game...?

[Nebulosus]

Impossible... it cannot be won.

The next poster has had their eyes horribly raped by the internet.

[Link]

Guilty.

Have you ever angered a badger?

[Nebulosus]

Guilty.

Have you ever walked into a spider web that was bigger than you are and then spent half an hour trying to pick it off.

[Link]

*assumes exaggeration* True.

The next poster has posted on /b/